I think I just got one of the greatest presents EVER. Last night, Alison and I exchanged Christmas gifts. One of several delightful offerings from her was a game for the Wii. Keep in mind that at this time I do not actually HAVE a Wii but let me tell you that I am damn well going to get one now. Just so I can play this game.

Yes. Pirates versus ninjas. Playing dodgeball. Even if this game sucks it is still going to be awesome. YARRRRRR!!!

'Tis the season, no? I hate this time of year. At no other time do I wish more for the destruction of humanity than the holidays. Peace on Earth, good will toward man, blah, blah, blah. I know it is not fair to hope for the end of an entire species based on the behavior of a small portion of that species, but how else to get rid of them all?

Who is it I speak of? Some call them "entrepeneurs" but what they really are is a bunch of fucking vultures. The very dregs of society. The group of scum sucking sons of bitches who jump on whatever the latest holiday toy craze is, buy up as many as they can get their hands on and then turn around and start selling them for four, five, ten times their actual value. It's a toy, asshole. A toy meant to make some kid somewhere happy. And now they won't be because the stores don't have any of that toy in stock because your wretched, greedy ass bought them all trying to make a fast buck.

There is more I want to say but I just can't get my head straight I am so full of hate. So I will just say this:

Fuck you.